> > "I got a bow and arrow and learned to shoot, I got a horn > and learned > > to toot. Now I can shoot and toot, ain't I cute?" Name > that movie. > > If you can't, you suck. > > > I guess I suck. Of course it was probably one of those > bletcherous losing mid-90's movies that I never wanted to see > anyway. Sounds like one. INFIDEL!! It's an oldy man. Mid 50's. So, ya, you suck! ;-) http://video.barnesandnoble.com/search/product.asp?WRK=3633769 Danny Kaye is awesome. sim Below is the song in it's entirety. A bit long for an email, but it's worth it edumacate you lowlife scum! (If the above statement offends you, keep it to yourself). http://home.intranet.org/~anneke/jester/table_transcr.html -- When I was a lad, I was gloomy and sad as I was from the day I was born! When other babes giggled and gurgled and wiggled I proudly was loudly forlorn! My friends and my family looked at me clammily, thought there was something amiss! When others found various antics hilarious, all I could manage was this! or this! (makes face) or this! (makes face) or this! (mock crying) My father, he shouted: He needs to be clouted. His teeth on a wreath I'll hand him! My mother she cried as she rushed to my side: You're a brute! and you don't understand him! So they sent for a witch with a terrible twitch to ask how my future impressed her. She took one look at me and cried he... hee hee hee hee -- he? What else could he be but a jester? A jester? A jester? A funny idear a jester! No butcher, no baker, no candlestick maker and me with the look of a fine undertaker impressed her... as a jester? But where could I learn any comical turn that was not in a book on the shelf? No teacher to take me to mold me and make me a merry mad fool or an elf! But I'm proud to recall that in no time at all with no other recourses but my own resources with firm application and determination... I made a fool of myself! I found a bow and arrow and I learned to shoot. I found a little horn and I learned to too. Now I can shoot and too, ain't I cute? --