This has got to be the best response I've seen on this list for a long time! Thanks for the laugh Adam! On a side note, I just noticed that my e-mail is bouncing to the list... WTF??? Something else to look into. =( On Fri, 14 Nov 2003 08:47:58 -0600 Adam Maloney <adamm at sihope.com> wrote: > I'll third it (is that allowed?) /IF/ you want to learn Linux, and not > just use it. > > I used slackware for years. I found the install to be easier and > cleaner than Redhat's. Slack really does force you to learn a thing > or two. > > A lot of people on this list will tell you to use Debian. Debian is > THE DEVIL. They say Debian is the solution for everything, just check > the archives! They are trying to lead you down the path of > temptation, promising everything but delivering nothing. It's all > LIES made up by the Con to lure you into their evil cult. When was > the last time Debian got up and made you breakfast? Never, because IT > DOESN'T. On the other hand, Slackware WILL make you breakfast and you > WILL like it. It will make you rich. It will make you more appealing > to the opposite sex. > > Debian is free, but Slackware costs $100,000 and comes with a $100,000 > instant rebate. Why would you want to use something that's worth > nothing, when you can enjoy the benefits of a $100,000 distribution at > no cost? > > If you say Debian backwards you get "Naibed", which is the same thing > you hear when you play the 33rpm of "Revolution 9" backwards at 45rpm > with just the left channel. The word means either Satan or Puppies, > either way - VERY BAD. > > And can you believe that they think I'm a Slackware bigot? > > I gotta go - I think our building is on fire. > _______________________________________________ TCLUG Mailing List - Minneapolis/St. Paul, Minnesota http://www.mn-linux.org tclug-list at mn-linux.org https://mailman.real-time.com/mailman/listinfo/tclug-list