Disaster proof storage - Very doable and cheap.
Free automatic software upgrades - Most linux distros have this.
Unlimited Internet support - You are reading this on a mailing list.  ;-)
Remote file access "anywhere, anytime, any browser (no plugins)" - That
just sounds scary to me.
Overnight free hardware replacement limited warranty - Nice, but that's
an extra $60 a year.

My $0.02 would be that everything looks nice, but personally I'd rather
pay more up front for something without a huge service contract, or
required membership service.

ymmv,
Chris Frederick